Sounds kinda like my old cars and trucks.... though, most of those loose parts just fell off on the way to the airport.

but you never send a stiff-wing out into the boonies to recover a downed helicopter.
Well, the chances of that happening are about as miniscule as can be, BUT....
I do know of a light helicopter that crashed on approach to a horrid jungle strip, so they sent out a heavy helicopter to pick up the stranded crew....
The second machine crashed on TOP OF the first one, due to the rotten down air where the cliff dropped off....
Hmmm, now there were TWO crews calling for pickup on the radio.....
And, hard as it may be to imagine, the rescue came from a trusty Twin Otter.... the pilot had his choice of any machine in the inventory (light to heavy fixed- AND rotary-wing -- he was current, and highly skilled in ALL of them), and he took the Otter in.... planted it just past the heap of wreckage in a super-short landing, and flew both crews out.
So, yeah, it isn't the norm, but it HAS happened, and I personally wouldn't have believed it except I know the guy who did it.

P.S..... and just ask Mikey and Gordy, I LOVE helicopters... but many machines have done incredible things in the hands of real aviators.