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Paul McCartney--Not so smart
« on: July 04, 2008, 06:20:45 AM »
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her £49 million. (Around $98 Million)

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him £26,849 per go.     

This is Heather:



On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges £4,000 an hour.   For anything!   

Had Paul McCartney 'rented ' Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid £7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years, (a savings of £41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are:   
a 22 year old hotbabe,   
no begging, 
no coaxing, 
never a headache, 
does all requests,   
ability to put BOTH legs around you,
no bitching or complaining.   
Best of all, she leaves when you ask, and comes back when you ask.   

All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense !

Here is Kristen:



I rest my case ::whistle:: ::whistle::


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Re: Paul McCartney--Not so smart
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2008, 01:21:10 PM »
 ::rofl:: G-man! It's the folly of LOVE
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Re: Paul McCartney--Not so smart
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2008, 05:03:56 PM »
Just proves the old saying:  "If it flies, floats, or f**ks, its cheaper to rent."   ::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle::
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