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airtac

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TSA and nipple rings
« on: March 29, 2008, 03:34:10 PM »
I was just checking out the story about a woman in Lubbock Texas who was "humiliated" by TSA when they made her remove her nipple rings before they would let her pass through security.  Seems TSA now admits they got a little carried away and are changing policy to allow a same-sex visual inspection instead of requiring removal. 
I'm sure relieved to hear this................. ::sweat::

I mean, they're already profiling me whenever I go through airport security ::complaining: 
I'm known as "the White, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant, Senior Citizen, Security Risk"  ::eek::  and must be frisked manually almost every time they see my shifty leering eyes in the scanners ::banghead::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2008, 05:10:43 PM »
Seems I have to get rid of my ponytail if I am to come to the US.. Would help with my profiling..

Just a thought: What if it were sexual organ piercing instead of nipple ones?  ::loony::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2008, 06:44:44 PM »
Quote from: AirScorp on March 29, 2008, 05:10:43 PM
Seems I have to get rid of my ponytail if I am to come to the US.. Would help with my profiling..

Just a thought: What if it were sexual organ piercing instead of nipple ones?  ::loony::
Hahahahaha---that would definitely call for an inspection (we could make some naughty comments here but please don't---this is a "G" rated board) ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::

But while we're on the subject I would like to ask anyone with that sort of piercing-----------"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING !!!" ::loony:: ::unbelieveable::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2008, 11:41:40 PM »
Nipple rings... Sex Organ piercings...  WTF is going on here!?!?!?   ::eek:: ::eek:: ::eek::

I guess I'm old fashioned or something.  I thought erogenous zones were for pleasure... NOT PAIN!!!   ::unbelieveable:: ::banghead::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2008, 01:30:17 AM »
Quote from: airtac on March 29, 2008, 03:34:10 PM
I mean, they're already profiling me whenever I go through airport security ::complaining: 
I'm known as "the White, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant, Senior Citizen, Security Risk"  ::eek::  and must be frisked manually almost every time they see my shifty leering eyes in the scanners ::banghead::

I get profiled ALL the time too---I ALWAYS get pulled over---I had a plan to have some fun, but someone beat me to it: ::whistle:: ::whistle::

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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2008, 01:32:09 AM »
Now you all know me.. ::drinking:: ::drinking:: Too much time on my hands..therefore I was able to find the following advice on-line for those wishing to travel with their "toys".. Have a felling this one may get 86'd..

This is being "vetted" first---I may post..
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 04:39:55 AM »
In the interest of not upsetting the "sensative" visitors.. ::sulk:: I have chosen, (with S'mom's help), to not post my advice. Just like the link, those wishing to see it can PM me--its hilarious, but then again, I have a "warped" sense of humor. ::whistle:: ::whistle::

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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 05:30:53 AM »
had my tooth paste taken away last week in Hot Springs, AR  ::loony:: ::complaining:
There wasn't much left in it (less than 3oz.) but they said it's the size of the container that matters.....

but at least I feel much safer now flying in an 1900 with that problem solved  ::) ::whistle:: ::sulk:: ::loony::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 05:36:47 AM »
Krazeeee!!!!   ::loony::

I wonder what Orville and Wilbur would think about all this....    ::thinking::

 ::loony::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 06:12:01 AM »
WHO KNOWS!!---He might have had piercings "elsewhere" ::eek::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 11:09:33 AM »
no wonder the wright flyer did not fly high or fast......it was the weight of Wilbur's (was he the pilot?) tongue piercing holding it back  ::rofl:: ::rofl::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2008, 05:20:33 PM »
Quote from: TheSoccerMom on March 31, 2008, 05:36:47 AM
Krazeeee!!!!   ::loony::

I wonder what Orville and Wilbur would think about all this....    ::thinking::

 ::loony::


maybe should make a strip (or single panel rather) with Wilbur and Orville where one doesn't let the other bring toothpaste . . . . ;) ;D
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 02:34:55 PM »
Good Idea, Mike.  Make TSA also have them remove their piercings.

The tough thing about making fun of TSA is that they have absolutely NO sense of humor!  I doubt they'd get it at all...
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 02:53:35 PM »
I can see Chuck telling Orville Wright;  "Sorry, that 5 oz toothpaste tube is not allowed even if it's almost empty" ::knockedout::

On a note of reality--I saw the TSA at VPS tell a woman to toss a perfume bottle because it was 4.3 ounces--A WHOLE .3 OF AN OUNCE OVER THE LIMIT!! ::rambo::

I guess rules is rules is rules is rules and there is NO flexibility and well as NO humor in the TSA   (reminds me of scene in "MIB" where Tommy Lee Jones says "no ma'am the FBI has no sense of humor that we're aware of") ::rofl::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2008, 04:23:13 PM »
Quote from: airtac on April 01, 2008, 02:53:35 PM
I can see Chuck telling Orville Wright;  "Sorry, that 5 oz toothpaste tube is not allowed even if it's almost empty" ::knockedout::

On a note of reality--I saw the TSA at VPS tell a woman to toss a perfume bottle because it was 4.3 ounces--A WHOLE .3 OF AN OUNCE OVER THE LIMIT!! ::rambo::

I guess rules is rules is rules is rules and there is NO flexibility and well as NO humor in the TSA   (reminds me of scene in "MIB" where Tommy Lee Jones says "no ma'am the FBI has no sense of humor that we're aware of") ::rofl::


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That's what I had in mind but when I pitched it to my brother we came up with a far better one. Doesn't include the Wright Brothers but you guys will like it. Maybe I can post it in here when he's done....

I thought the limit was 3 oz.   ::thinking::
Does it depend on the TSA or on the airport?

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