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Offline Oddball

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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2008, 03:50:43 PM »
as a mechanc i could come up wi a logical technical explination for that Gordy but i cant so i wont ::rofl::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2008, 02:09:14 AM »
Quote from: G-man on April 02, 2008, 02:40:16 PM
Quote from: airtac on April 02, 2008, 02:28:01 PM
"every other breast I have seen has nipples"--quote Gman--
Breast being singular and nipples being plural leads me to think that helicopter pilots are indeed strange people---just exactly how many are there per unit, I might ask? ::unbelieveable::

Ahhh..ya got me there..herein lies some further investigation--Most dogs have eight--hence normally eight puppies, women have two, yet on "average" have one child,  ::thinking::

So riddle me this: Bra--singular, panties--plural  ::thinking:: ::thinking::

And people wonder why I lie awake at nights.. ::whistle:: ::whistle::

Boy! You REALLY need some fire to fight !!!!  ;) ::whistle::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2008, 04:04:36 AM »
Heh heh!!   :D

(Just think what he's gonna be like by JUNE, if this keeps up...!!!)    ;)

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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2008, 04:18:07 AM »
Quote from: TheSoccerMom on April 04, 2008, 04:04:36 AM
Heh heh!!   :D

(Just think what he's gonna be like by JUNE, if this keeps up...!!!)    ;)

 ;)

G-Man will have Trench Foot and moss growing on his back by the time he leaves Rolla MO.  Have you been flooded out yet dude, or are you up on the top of the mesa there?   ::wave::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2008, 04:22:07 AM »
Quote from: Rooster Cruiser on April 04, 2008, 04:18:07 AM
G-Man will have Trench Foot and moss growing on his back by the time he leaves Rolla MO.  Have you been flooded out yet dude, or are you up on the top of the mesa there?   ::wave::

Tell me about it--rain again today--we do leave for Cadillac, Michigan here in just over 2 weeks..I looked at the weather there today---Like Mom says--it may be June before I see another fire. ::unbelieveable:: ::unbelieveable::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2008, 01:49:13 PM »
Quote from: G-man on April 04, 2008, 04:22:07 AM
Quote from: Rooster Cruiser on April 04, 2008, 04:18:07 AM
G-Man will have Trench Foot and moss growing on his back by the time he leaves Rolla MO.  Have you been flooded out yet dude, or are you up on the top of the mesa there?   ::wave::

Tell me about it--rain again today--we do leave for Cadillac, Michigan here in just over 2 weeks..I looked at the weather there today---Like Mom says--it may be June before I see another fire. ::unbelieveable:: ::unbelieveable::

Egads!  It might still be snowing in Cadillac when you get there!   ::eek::  Did you remember to pack yer Snow Boots?   ::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #36 on: April 11, 2008, 02:18:01 PM »
Mystery solved:



QED--G-man ::whistle:: ::whistle::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2008, 02:26:24 PM »
AAHAAAHAH---You and your camera need to be in therapy----too funny ::rofl:: ::rofl::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #38 on: April 11, 2008, 03:16:41 PM »
i think that is getting a bit clsoe to perversion there lol
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2008, 07:45:25 PM »
Quote from: Oddball on April 11, 2008, 03:16:41 PM
i think that is getting a bit clsoe to perversion there lol

Heck Ian, I didn't see this until just today!

I've used this line before, but I gotta use it again doggone it.

What's the difference between Kinky and Perverted?


Kinky uses a feather...

Perverted uses the whole damn chicken!
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2008, 02:10:53 AM »
The difference between kinkiness and perversion is overdoing it!

Kinky is for example meeting your girls parents! Perversion is making them your in-laws!  ::rofl::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2008, 09:27:59 AM »
Quote from: AirScorp on May 03, 2008, 02:10:53 AM
The difference between kinkiness and perversion is overdoing it!

Kinky is for example meeting your girls parents! Perversion is making them your in-laws!  ::rofl::

You trying to tell us you're scared of losing your batchelor status? >:D
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2008, 02:39:07 PM »
Nah!!!! More my eternal child status! After all, I can't be a pilot if I'm not adolescent can I?  ::rofl::
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Re: TSA and nipple rings
« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2008, 03:54:51 PM »
AHHH, I understand the eternal child---at 66, it's what gives me my optimistic outlook ::) |:)\
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