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fireflyr

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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2006, 01:54:09 AM »
WOW!
You know, I've never thought about that. But you're totally right! 8)

So you got rid of the plane but kept the boat, huh?!


I figured out girls dig boats more than airplanes... ;D

That's why I refuse to settle for mere girls . . .I much prefer WOMEN.

Nothing is so much fun as watching a beautiful, skilled lady shooting the landing from the seat beside you.

 

I may be 64 years old and I may have been a pilot for 49 of them years but pardner, I sure can think of something MORE fun with my woman (BOY-HOWDY, she is a WOMAN) then watching her land an airplane!

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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2006, 02:47:07 AM »
WOW!
You know, I've never thought about that. But you're totally right! 8)

So you got rid of the plane but kept the boat, huh?!


I figured out girls dig boats more than airplanes... ;D

That's why I refuse to settle for mere girls . . .I much prefer WOMEN.

Nothing is so much fun as watching a beautiful, skilled lady shooting the landing from the seat beside you.

 

Depends on what she's wearing... ;D ;D

It's been my experience the "women" that I meet at the lake have considerably less clothes on than those I meet at the airport.  :o :o |:)\
A pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's around airplanes, and airplanes when he's around women.

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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2006, 12:53:48 AM »
WOW!
You know, I've never thought about that. But you're totally right! 8)

So you got rid of the plane but kept the boat, huh?!


I figured out girls dig boats more than airplanes... ;D

That's why I refuse to settle for mere girls . . .I much prefer WOMEN.

Nothing is so much fun as watching a beautiful, skilled lady shooting the landing from the seat beside you.

 

I may be 64 years old and I may have been a pilot for 49 of them years but pardner, I sure can think of something MORE fun with my woman (BOY-HOWDY, she is a WOMAN) then watching her land an airplane!

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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2006, 01:07:41 AM »
How long does that membership last?  Do you have to renew after every medical or every flight review?
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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2006, 02:18:56 AM »

might not be mandatory BUT:

I think it's RECOMMENDED that you renew it as often as possible!   ;)
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fireflyr

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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2006, 03:39:15 AM »

might not be mandatory BUT:

I think it's RECOMMENDED that you renew it as often as possible! ;)
True, but,  you need an A/C with an autopilot to really do it well and mine's inop!

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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2006, 04:29:17 AM »
There is many other ways my friend....MANY other ways.....    ;)
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fireflyr

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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2006, 02:17:48 PM »
I'll reiterate  "to do it well".......................

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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2006, 07:09:44 PM »
I'll reiterate  "to do it well".......................

just *ahem* put it in trim!  ;D
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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2006, 03:00:14 AM »

might not be mandatory BUT:

I think it's RECOMMENDED that you renew it as often as possible! ;)
True, but,  you need an A/C with an autopilot to really do it well and mine's inop!

I'll have to try it in something with an A/P just to see how it's different.

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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2006, 08:59:16 AM »
yeah and you should see what the ice fisherman in the U.P. of michigan do when you buzz( I  mean fly over) their fishing shack you would think someone put a hive of bees in there. ;D :D :D  Isn't this a great job
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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2006, 09:43:28 AM »

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I'll have to try it in something with an A/P just to see how it's different.
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YEAH, right.

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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2006, 05:05:43 PM »
... when flying over water the crazy things the guys in those motorboats do?  I see 'em do dounuts and eights and all sorts 'o things an' half the time the've got water skiers on their backs.   :o  'S fun to race 'em, even if the don't know it. ;D

Of course they turn circles.

Most places, attempts at boating XC end way too soon, accompanied by expensive noises.

On a more serious note, really, look again.  Unless on the Great Lakes, a river or open ocean, those poor guys are stuck in a little pond.  They don't enjoy the freedom that we have, whether in a 310 or an ultralight, a sailplane or a Learjet.  And they spend more on their boats than I've spent for some airplanes!  While we can decide to "go look over here," all they can look at is the sides of the bathtub they've towed their boat all those miles to get to.  About all the thrill they can have is to hop their own wakes.

I've had boats, even live-aboards, and they have their uses, but to be stuck on the water your whole life isn't a lot better than being stuck on the ground.


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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2006, 05:23:28 PM »
what happens when the auto pilot goes to lunch??? or is MEL'd  let the FO fly hehehehe.
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Re: Have you ever noticed...
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2006, 04:24:34 PM »
When I remarried, I made sure my bride knew that I had a misstress named 'Airplane" and that she'd have to deal with it.
Funny how many women (maybe men too--see "Brokeback Mountain") are attracted to airplane drivers and don't realize it's a lifelong passion they'll have to compete with.

So true! Here a happy story about pilot and family.

My girlfriend father was a pilot. He was flying helicopters in damn construction projects in northern Quebec. When he asked her girlfriend to be his wife, he told her "You know I'm a pilot before beeing a husband or a father". They got married, he worked as pilot for years up north and only had a few days per months home. His wife was happy to have a husband who bring home money to pay the bills, they had 2 kids who were happy to have mom home and they had the best dad in the world because when he could, he landed on a piece of land a few meters from home and took the whole family for a ride.

I just hope my grilfriend have some genetic from her mother.  ;D