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Offline Baradium

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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2007, 05:09:45 AM »
Well,    I thought the term Cougar just meant older single flight attendants...

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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2007, 01:59:09 AM »
I know 2 guys my age or older who haven't been divorced yet.
Read this article once that firemen and pilots have the highest divorce rates of all times. So I guess I am a little disadvantaged here...

I've been around fire (structure and wildland) and aviation practically all my life and it has ruined relationships in the past.
That's how I ended up with an ex-wife as well, I guess.
She thought it was all exciting in the beginning and adventurous. That turned into "Can't you do something else, this is kind of dangreous!"
Also, she thought I would be making airline-pilot wages and would have an airline pilot schedule.
No such luck. She didn't wanna stick with me.
But she sure wanted to stick with my car and money and keep the house.
The latter is kind of ironic because I never thought she was much of a "housekeeper", hehe.... Boy was I wrong.

After that I had to look for a new girlfriend pretty much every summer around August.
"When are you going to be home?"
"I don't know. October maybe?"
"Bye"

But I found the perfect woman. My fiance used to be a helicopter manager for the BLM and even though she quit flying, she is still in fire (structure) and she knows exactly what I do and even puts up with my brother and I stealing away and drawing little chickens on our time off cracking ourselves up. She also took flight lessons before and has 3 logged helicopter hours.
They are out there if you look around for a while!!
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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2007, 07:39:12 PM »
When I started at UND in '98, the male to female pilot ratio was very high.  Now, you can't swing a dead cat at the airport without hitting a woman.  They're usually hot Scandanavians, too.
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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2007, 08:06:34 PM »
When I started at UND in '98, the male to female pilot ratio was very high.  Now, you can't swing a dead cat at the airport without hitting a woman.  They're usually hot Scandanavians, too.
WHERE!? How can I get there!???

Frank, single scandinavian
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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2007, 04:02:15 AM »
When I started at UND in '98, the male to female pilot ratio was very high.  Now, you can't swing a dead cat at the airport without hitting a woman.  They're usually hot Scandanavians, too.
WHERE!? How can I get there!???

Frank, single scandinavian
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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2007, 04:34:40 AM »
LOL, hey, I love women! And any woman that likes planes has to be great, especially with scandinavian ancestry!

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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2007, 09:27:36 AM »
Yeu bet it!

But you would change your mind after knowing some women with Slavian ancestry (RC can surely second me on that  ;D )

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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2007, 09:51:29 AM »
Or Greek...




Oh wait  ::sulk:: you can meet all Greek woman pilots in a day.. There's only 3-4 of them (total Greek pilots<=200)  ::banghead::
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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2007, 05:26:34 PM »
Yeu bet it!

But you would change your mind after knowing some women with Slavian ancestry (RC can surely second me on that  ;D )

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ALL women are grrrrreat ! ::bow::   God gave them most of the patience, good looks, talent, and intelligence-----------can anyone tell me why that is?   ::thinking::

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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2007, 05:48:29 PM »
Yeu bet it!

But you would change your mind after knowing some women with Slavian ancestry (RC can surely second me on that  ;D )

 ::wave::
ALL women are grrrrreat ! ::bow::   God gave them most of the patience, good looks, talent, and intelligence-----------can anyone tell me why that is?   ::thinking::

I guess that one rib of Adam was just not enough for them to have all of our bad traits ;D
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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2007, 06:02:40 PM »
ALL women are grrrrreat ! ::bow::   God gave them most of the patience, good looks, talent, and intelligence-----------can anyone tell me why that is?   ::thinking::

So that we would end up with lots of shattered hearts??????

Hey, I broke up a week ago.. Of course for me it wasn't the busy schedule, it was the lack of any schedule at all.

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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2007, 08:25:19 PM »
Yeu bet it!

But you would change your mind after knowing some women with Slavian ancestry (RC can surely second me on that  ;D )

 ::wave::

When it comes to women, I'm kinda like Jesus Christ...  I love 'em all!!!   ;D ;D :P :P >:D >:D
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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2007, 08:37:40 PM »
Yeu bet it!

But you would change your mind after knowing some women with Slavian ancestry (RC can surely second me on that  ;D )

 ::wave::

When it comes to women, I'm kinda like Jesus Christ...  I love 'em all!!!   ;D ;D :P :P >:D >:D

Hilarious RC :D
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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2007, 09:46:15 PM »
Praaaaaaaaaaaaaaise the Lorrrrrd!!!!!!!!
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Re: Airplanes, Significant Others, and the power of Loooove....
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2007, 04:03:28 AM »

ALL women are grrrrreat ! ::bow::   God gave them most of the patience, good looks, talent, and intelligence-----------can anyone tell me why that is?   ::thinking::
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What women have you been hanging around with?  'Cuz it would seem I've been running across those who only got half-rations of the above!
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