Roost Air Lounge => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stef on December 05, 2006, 11:14:17 AM
Title: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Stef on December 05, 2006, 11:14:17 AM
Let's have a new contest!! Recently Mike and I came up with the following cartoon. But after a lot of thinking all we came up with for the talk bubble was "uhm, exactly how high did you say we are?". Which we felt was not as good as it could get. So we thought that maybe you guys can come up with better ideas! We really laughed our rear off at some of the contributions to our last contest, so we thought we might just do another one!
Like last time, the winner will discreetly be chosen by dubious and obscure criteria, i.e. will be the one who we think is the funniest, and receive an item of choice from our shop as a prize! So if you always wanted one of our t-shirts but couldn't afford it, or if you are one of the negligibly small minority of the world's population who hasn't got our book yet, this is your big chance! ;)
But of course, the most important part is not to win, but to take part! Have fun! |:)\
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Aviation Freak on December 05, 2006, 11:55:05 AM
"Are you sure we are not at zero feet?" or "Did you fit JATOs on your cessna again?" or replace JATOs with Turbocharge and take away the on. ;D Hope that was leagal! :P
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Post by: VH-ETT on December 05, 2006, 12:37:52 PM
(http://www.waus.net/images/chuck.bmp)
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: cgosnell on December 05, 2006, 01:25:58 PM
How about:
"Can I have another look at the Departure plan... PLEASE!"
or
"I told you GPS is better than LORAN"
or
" Now I know why we don't use NDB's anymore!"
Great strip, keep up the good work
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Turbomallard on December 05, 2006, 01:37:20 PM
"Why do I get the feeling that you just busted another TFR, Chuck?"
"Are we too high or is he too low?"
"It's only a model..."
"John Glenn, is that you?"
"Well Chuck, at least you can hold altitude better than him..."
"Yeah, well, our plane was built long before that ever flew and will still be flying long after that's in a museum..."
"I wonder how long they'll ground you for this time, Chuck...?"
"Beam me over, NASA... there's no intelligent life in this airplane..."
TM
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: F2g on December 05, 2006, 04:13:41 PM
Hey Chuck is it just me, or do you think I might have over-tightened those elevator cables a little during that last inspection?
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Post by: fireflyr on December 05, 2006, 04:21:55 PM
UH, CENTER, why are we #2 if traffic is behind and above us?---UH, OOPS!!!-- never mind!
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Post by: Oddball on December 05, 2006, 04:28:14 PM
"Uh Chuck how high did you say we are flying at?" or "Now Chuck did you look up the POH to see what this aircraft max. altitude is?"
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Post by: 104396 on December 05, 2006, 04:58:42 PM
"Where have I seen this before?"
or
"This looks familiar!"
or
"Chuck, does this seem familiar to you?"
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Post by: Voidhawk9 on December 05, 2006, 05:41:35 PM
Are they lost, or are we?!
I don't think that desert strip below is Barstow...
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Post by: Thunder Eagle on December 05, 2006, 05:47:42 PM
"We can't beat him Chuck - his Vso is greater than our Vne!"
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Post by: Mic on December 05, 2006, 06:00:24 PM
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Post by: Ted_Stryker on December 05, 2006, 06:09:14 PM
....Mission Control: "Atlantis, be advised we have unauthorized traffic in the area, over!"
....Atlantis: "Roger that control.... hey... Chuck? Is that you?"
Julio to Chuck: "You have a 'reputation' with NASA too, don't you?!"
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Post by: Dillo on December 05, 2006, 06:27:30 PM
"Chuck, we're supposed to deliver this stuff to White PLAINS, not White SANDS."
"Mojave Spaceport, traffic at 3 o'clock is in sight."
"Looks like he fell out of another loop."
"I think he needs to work on his ILS tracking skills even more than you do."
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Post by: undatc on December 05, 2006, 07:00:53 PM
Julio: Hmmm, so that's why they tell you to turn off your cell phones in flight....
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Post by: nelisky on December 05, 2006, 07:10:13 PM
"Say, Chuck, did your brother ever made it as a NASA pilot?"
You would be amazed with the things that come from our genes!
---- hser
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: kkrummy1 on December 05, 2006, 07:57:45 PM
How Bout?
How can anything that cost $25 Billion dollars glide so bad?
Chuck, didn't you say your brother was flying for NASA now?
Some guys will do anything for 15 seconds of fame!
Ah, I see Cessna just delivered the first Mustang!
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: kkrummy1 on December 05, 2006, 07:59:47 PM
Sorry about the duplicate second item. Should have read all the posts first. Does show that great minds run in the same vein.
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Post by: tundra_flier on December 05, 2006, 08:00:01 PM
"Well Chuck, I think we can safely assume the Static port is still plugged"
"Told you these new turbo cessnas had great service ceilings!"
Phil
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: kkrummy1 on December 05, 2006, 08:05:40 PM
Just thought of another one.
Chuck- I see Steve Austin is back flying for NASA.
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Post by: Thunder Eagle on December 05, 2006, 08:25:22 PM
"MOTHERDUCKER! So much for see and avoid."
"Uh Chuck, did you think I was serious about the free coffee on the ISS?"
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Oddball on December 05, 2006, 09:14:24 PM
shuttle:"Houston we have a Unidentified Flying Object here.......oh wait its just chuck again"
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Frank N. O. on December 05, 2006, 09:37:52 PM
Holy heck in a handbasket I'm totally flabbergasted from the great lines already, I'm throwing in the towel before even getting in the ring on this on! It's like flying a Skyhawk at the Reno Air Races, I just get buzzed left, right, over and under! |:)\
Frank
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Post by: FlyboyGil on December 05, 2006, 09:49:01 PM
Julio, you haven't quite fixed the Alitmeter yet!
Oh it's going to be one of those flights, is it?
Cessna 172, this is the International Space Station you are second for docking, beware of traffic. International Space Station, Cessna 172, I have traffic on right!!
What do you think one of those babies cost?
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Stef on December 05, 2006, 10:03:27 PM
Haha!! I totally agree with Frank!! This is awesome! I'm really laughing my rear off here! Keep 'em coming! :D :D
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Baradium on December 05, 2006, 10:11:22 PM
"Something tells me we're not anywhere near Chicago!"
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Post by: Ted_Stryker on December 05, 2006, 10:18:02 PM
Julio: "Chuck, when I said would you mind helping me with a shuttle flight....uhm...."
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Post by: Have Blue on December 05, 2006, 10:20:54 PM
If it were Chuck speaking instead: "Uh, Julio, what exactly did you say you did during the overhaul?"
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Thunder Eagle on December 05, 2006, 10:34:41 PM
"Jeez, are we above the weather yet?"
"Chuck, you've outdone yourself. I don't know how you dialed up a GPS bird on the ILS. Sometimes stupid is clever."
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Callisto on December 05, 2006, 11:09:43 PM
"How many zero's are after the FL number anyway?"
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Post by: switchtech on December 06, 2006, 12:52:02 AM
Here's my bit:
jbs
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Thunder Eagle on December 06, 2006, 02:42:59 AM
"Now will you declare an emergency?!"
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Post by: BrianGMFS on December 06, 2006, 03:31:14 AM
I've seen thermals but THIS is ridiculous
Brian
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Callisto on December 06, 2006, 04:45:13 AM
"How was I supposed to know! I thought you were kidding when you asked me to install 'docking thrusters'!"
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Andy T on December 06, 2006, 04:53:57 AM
Chuck, the pattern altitude is only 800!
When is the deadline? When do you announce the winner.... or is that weiner?
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Callisto on December 06, 2006, 05:11:27 AM
"Hey Chuck you hit something... It's the Hubble! You killed the Hubble! Quick let's get outta here, before they get our tail number!"
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Baron15 on December 06, 2006, 06:25:01 AM
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: cj5_pilot on December 06, 2006, 09:19:02 PM
"Chuck, what else did you do to the plane when you painted on the flames?"
"Hmmm.....that's not a sight you see everyday!"
"Chuck have I mentioned you have a seriously bad attitude today?"
"Somehow I just KNOW this is going to end with you saying 'Whoops!'"
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: YawningMan on December 07, 2006, 05:26:16 AM
"Say, Chuck. I've been meaning to ask, did NASA ever get back to you when you sent your resume in?"
"Wow, Chuck. You really bounced the landing that time!"
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Stef on December 07, 2006, 12:35:11 PM
Haha, man, this is going to be a tough one to decide!! Now we're thinking about putting some of them in our next book (which will still take a long time though). That might be really funny to have ten gags with just one cartoon! Talk about efficiency...
When is the deadline? When do you announce the winner.... or is that weiner?
You know what, just like last time I think we forgot to think about that. I mean the deadline, not if it is called winner or weiner. ;) I'll have to talk about it with my bro, but probably some time next week, so whoever wins still gets his/her stuff sent before Christmas.
Now give us more!!!
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Ted_Stryker on December 07, 2006, 04:52:54 PM
Julio: "Uhm, Chuck.... that was 'Did you want to go to KFC?', not KSC!!!!"
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: ssgfx on December 07, 2006, 05:34:18 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/three.wire/cwc_SS2.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/three.wire/cwc_SS3.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/three.wire/cwc_SS4.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/three.wire/cwc_SS5.jpg)
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Thunder Eagle on December 07, 2006, 09:04:17 PM
"Rock the wings, man, rock the wings!"
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: vbertrand on December 07, 2006, 11:02:17 PM
Here's a nice one!
Sparks : "I know you wanted to pull a Zero-G, but this is ridiculous!"
Vincent
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: bayareaflier on December 08, 2006, 05:10:17 AM
"I bet he planned his glide better than you did..."
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Jade on December 08, 2006, 02:53:19 PM
Chuck! I told you that circle around Orlando with the letters TFR does not mean Totally Fun Resort area.
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Post by: Mike on December 08, 2006, 07:30:54 PM
Are you sure we're properly lined up on final?
(Boy, I hope I win! I really want a CW t-shirt!! :P)
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: dharken on December 08, 2006, 07:36:40 PM
"Yeah, well I told you not to eat that second burrito supreme."
"Nice guys, NASA. Oh wait, that's not a thumbs up."
"Two moons in space at the same time... They seem to know you, Chuck."
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Ted_Stryker on December 08, 2006, 08:05:11 PM
Julio: "I've got a feeling there's going to be a rampcheck, Chuck!"
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Niss on December 08, 2006, 10:07:22 PM
1) All this so you could report your altitude with an FL? 2) I guess someone wanted to see the floating pen trick. 3) I guess your gonna have to lean it out a little huh? 4) I'll get the POH 5) As long as were in the utility category 6) Bit too much nose up trim there chuck?
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Adanar on December 10, 2006, 10:08:10 PM
"Well Chuck, you souldn't have told your name to the Air Traffic Controllers before requesting to climb"
OR
"No Chuck, that's not the way to become a star pilot"
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Panzerrat on December 10, 2006, 10:23:46 PM
"Chuck, iare we going up, or is he coming down?"
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Post by: Firegirl on December 11, 2006, 01:47:25 AM
Hey Chuck...uhm...is he really low or are we pretty high up?
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Post by: fireflyr on December 11, 2006, 02:30:47 AM
WHAT WAS ON THAT NASA SAFETY REPORT YOU SENT IN ?
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: gregflyfast on December 11, 2006, 06:10:20 PM
"Did you happen to check for TFRs along our route?"
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Post by: Mike on December 11, 2006, 06:22:45 PM
Hi guys!
As for when we will announce a winner:
Stef is a little sick right now and will be staying in bed so:
We are thinking Thursday this week! So keep on posting until then!! |:)\ It's gonna be a tough choice as always......
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: switchtech on December 11, 2006, 08:31:14 PM
My US Air Force background is showing...:
jbs
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Frank N. O. on December 11, 2006, 09:07:51 PM
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: 4X-NTY on June 12, 2007, 08:37:09 PM
"i guess its not a good time to throwup" "i want to remind you what your "secret pilot code" got us into last time" "oh my god! chuck! im falling asleep for three minutes and you already got us into troubles!" "i guess the altimeter's needle popped away? so as your watch i see" "hand me the parachute,chuck,i dont want to get to andromeda"
that it.
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: Rooster Cruiser on June 13, 2007, 06:12:25 AM
"Chuck, is there anybody that HASN'T intercepted you?"
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Post by: Yuppie01 on June 13, 2007, 02:10:02 PM
Umm...Chuck...I think you misuderstood the meaning of a "go around".
Title: Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
Post by: AirScorp on June 15, 2007, 01:20:25 AM
