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Title: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: TheSoccerMom on February 14, 2008, 09:04:01 PM: Here is a Valentine that just arrived in the mail.... I'd like to share it with you. The verse inside says:

I like you very much indeed,
I hope you like me, too,
Because I like this valentine,
I'm sending it to you.

It's from 1934! I SO wish it could talk.

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! :)
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: FlyboyGil on February 14, 2008, 11:21:20 PM: An old standard:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
but this one doesn't
The End
P.S. Happy Valentines day
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: AirScorp on February 15, 2008, 02:01:50 AM: Roses are red, violets are blue
You love Chuck, I love you
Chuck loves you too, now I am blue!
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: airtac on February 15, 2008, 02:16:56 AM: Happy valentines day |:)\

I'm afraid my poetry is limited to;

The boy stood on the burning deck
His feet were full of blisters

He tore his pants on a rusty nail
And had to wear his sister's

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, eh wot? :'(
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: G-man on February 15, 2008, 03:40:08 AM: Ohhhh Ohhhh--Poems--these ones normally leave me sleeping alone...I wonder why.. ::thinking::

I like you style
I like your class
But most of all
I love your ass.. ::rofl:: ::rofl::

May you live as long as you want to;
May you want to as long as you live.
If I'm asleep when you want to, wake me;
If I'm awake and don't want to, make me. ::silly:: ::silly::

Here's to an hour of sweet repose,
Tummy to tummy and toes to toes,
Then after an hour of such delight,
It's ass to ass for the rest of the night.

Here's to the drink that creates fire,
Here's to the drink that creates desire.
Not the kind that burns down shanties,
But the kind that burns down panties. ::whistle:: ::whistle::

On that note--Y'all have a great valentines..
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: TheSoccerMom on February 15, 2008, 06:28:17 AM: ::bow::

::bow::

::bow::

::bow::

::bow::
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: AirScorp on February 15, 2008, 12:49:29 PM: Kudos to G-man for great poetry!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: TheSoccerMom on February 16, 2008, 03:06:27 AM: Ahh, yesss.... "great minds" and all that..... ;)

::bow::

::bow::
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: Mike on February 16, 2008, 08:06:29 AM: You make me smile from ear to ear

Every time I gaze upon your rear
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: Oddball on February 16, 2008, 08:10:00 AM: ok ok enuff all ready i feel ::sick:: or mabye i need to smell burnt castor oil or get back sniffing the Jet A1 again ::drinking::
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: airtac on February 16, 2008, 04:46:01 PM: Quote from: Oddball on February 16, 2008, 08:10:00 AM
ok ok enuff all ready i feel ::sick:: or mabye i need to smell burnt castor oil or get back sniffing the Jet A1 again ::drinking::
Haven't smelled burnt castor oil since I rode my cousin's Norton Manx-------------ahhh but the memorie is intact |:)\ :'( |:)\ :'(
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: Rooster Cruiser on February 16, 2008, 06:44:26 PM: My poetry skills are limited to limericks, I'm afraid

"There was a young man from Nantucket..."

That's as far as I can go with that one before it would be censored. >:(
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: Rooster Cruiser on February 16, 2008, 06:46:10 PM: Wait a sec, I remembered one that is actually printable:

A newlywed couple named Kelly,
Spent their Honeymoon belly to belly,
Because in their haste, they used Library Paste,
Instead of Petroleum Jelly.

>:D >:D >:D >:D
|:)\ |:)\ |:)\ |:)\
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: TheSoccerMom on February 16, 2008, 08:59:18 PM: Quote from: Mike on February 16, 2008, 08:06:29 AM
You make me smile from ear to ear

Every time I gaze upon your rear

HAAAAAAAAAAAA, that is too good!!!! ::bow:: ::bow::

(I think that can come in handy this summer..... thanks!!!!!!!) ;) :D
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
Post by: Rooster Cruiser on February 16, 2008, 09:51:47 PM: "In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his Madam,
And great was his mirth
For he knew that on Earth
There were only two balls and he had 'em!