Well, at least the Red Flapper didn’t fly into the tail rotor!
There is one bird here close to my house that I wouldn’t mind being blown away though. That bugger is so unbelievably loud, and starts chirping every day at the crack of dawn. It seems that he’s waking all the other birds up as well. My theory is that what then follows for two hours is all the birds screaming “Shut up! I’m trying to sleep!” “No, you shut up!” “You all shut up!” at each other.






Putting two jerks like that in one airplane could have been predicted to endanger all the wildlife and people within the flight radius.
So you wake up to “Angry Birds” then?
You could say so…
I can handle birdsong in the early morning. But having to cross an express railway line every morning, with a starling living nearby that could imitate the crossing siren flawlessly (and seemed to enjoy waiting till you were half-way across to do it)… If I could have caught that bugger, I’d have duct-taped him to the rail!
It’s totally understandable why cats are always trying to catch & eat birds. It’s that early morning noise thing!
I have the same problem with my wife….
Now we know how Angry Birds II starts…
Oh lol, the “incoming search terms”…
a red scarf lying on the floor cartoon ?
flappers model photoshoot 2012 ?
What?