Motivational speaker
I rarely lack overall motivation. I often lack the motivation though to do something particular that needs to be done. When I work, I think I should be doing yard work, when I do my accounting, I think I should be drawing, when I draw, I think I should be playing with my son etc. I really wonder if there’s a way to make ones mind accept the fact that there are only so many hours in a day and that it’s okay to be doing what I’m doing. Maybe I should hire a motivational speaker for myself! I need to find where my wife hides the coffee money …
To quote the SgtMaj, “What are you, a #@$% weatherman now??”
speed up the chat sunshine, you might finish in time before I decide to beat the 600 bucks out of your carcass…..
Until now I thought Hans was a buffoon (management department). His failure to appear for this idiocy demotes him to true saahole.
A consultant is …
· someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
· a man who knows 99 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women.
· someone who is called in at the last moment and paid enormous amounts of money to assign the blame.
Source: http://nowthatisfunny.blogspot.de/2005/10/jokes-about-consultants.html
Great stuff!
We had a CIO (chief information officer) that hired three different consultants and then dismissed their findings because not one of them agreed with him. He just got the axe.